I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
Rafiki was not deranged. He was a sage. Ed was deranged, hence him being a maniac. And before you ask, yes, it is that serious. Don’t you forget it. Always reblog The Lion King.
Become a figure skater they said
it will be fun they said
"not everything has to be about lesbians" incorrect 0/10 you fail this class